Beyond The Valley Of The Murderdolls: Lyrics

Hey Frankenstein, whats on your mind?
Hey dracula, I heard you suck
Now Vincent Price was Dr. Phibes
Come steal my brain Fritz
And take it to Dr. Frankenstein
Well you can knock on Ed Wood
But it wont do you no good
No, no, no, no good
Cause all of my heroes are dead in Hollywood
Hey Norman Bates, how are your rates?
Hey Leatherface, remove my face
Hey Tall Man, just take my hand
And lead me to your red planet

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Well you can knock on Ed Wood
But it wont do you no good
No, no, no, no good
Cause all of my heroes are dead in Hollywood
Youre so dead in, dead in Hollywood
Dead, youre so dead in, dead in Hollywood
D.E.A.D. thats how I wanna be

Well you can knock on Ed Wood
But it wont do you no good
No, no, no, no good
Cause all of my heroes are dead in Hollywood
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Whoa, dead in Hollywood
Whoa, dead in Hollywood
Whoa, dead in Hollywood
Whoa

When I saw you piss on the rug, my heart fluttered
And I knew it was love, true love
All the things you said and did to your mom
I knew you were the only one, the only one for me
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Go and call the priest so he can exorcize me
Be my ghoul tonight
Regan it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright
Regan it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright
Id love it if youd spin your head for me
Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green,
So beautifully
Across your stomach it said HELP ME
I gotta know will you marry me
Captain Howdy
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When I saw you piss on the rug,
My heart fluttered
And I knew it was love, true love
And on your stomach it says HELP ME
I gotta know will you marry me, Captain Howdy

I'm wretched, I'm infested, rejected and infected
I'm a loser, I'm a winner, a born-again sinner
Cut my throat and watch me bleed, addicted tragedy
And I hate you and you hate me
So stand in line motherfuckers don't waste my time
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See me in the headlines
Manipulate your simple minds
So put your hands up and praise
I'm your god and you're my slave
And people hate me, cause I'm better than you
And people hate me
And that's the motherfucking truth
People hate me and you can all fuck off
I'm perfect, pissed off, beautiful, I'm God
I'm a hooker, I'm your priest
I'm you brand new disease
I'm Satan with distortion, your overdue abortion
And now I'm singing out of key, the God of your T.V.
And all you children will worship me
So give me drugs, your bitches, and your S.T.D's
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I'm wicked and addicted, middle-finger double-fisted
I'm neurotic drug-induced and chemically abused
Cut my throat and watch me bleed
Addicted tragedy
And I hate you and you hate me
Wipe the snot onto my sleeve
For I'm your new disease
See me in the headlines
Manipulate your simple minds
So put your hands up and praise, I'm your God...
I'm homicide on parade, a bloody nose, serenade
I'm a human hand grenade
I'll never rot and never go away
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Dont know what Im feeling or what I should say
On how my life changed
The day I stumbled on her grave
Not a necrophilliac, I guess I was bored
I just love to spend my
Time with a fresh embalmed corpse
Of course
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She was a teenage zombie
She was a teenage corpse
She was a teenage zombie
Drop dead gorgeous thats for sure
I took her to the movies
And I took her to the park
I took her in the back-seat
And thats where she stole my heart
And then I walked her home
From our postmortem date
She took me by the hand and we danced upon her grave
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Well Id rather cut you than the wedding cake
And your blood cuts on my rented tux
And I do, I do, I do wanna kill you
Til dead do us part, Ill tear us apart
Now I kiss your cold dead lips
And I dip my chips in the blood that drips
And I smear the cake in your face
Let our God take you to a better place
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Well I loved you to death
Well I loved you to death
Die, die, die,
Die my bride
And all you ever meant to me
Was absolutely nothing
And with this ring now I the wed
Dont wanna kiss you bitch, wanna bash your head
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Well I come from the planet beyond the stars
Looking for some human body parts
Im gonna pull your body from your grave
Cause Im graverobbing U.S.A.
And Im riding around in my black starship
Looking for some crypts to kick
Im gonna pull your body from your grave
Cause Im graverobbing U.S.A.
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And Im graverobbing U.S.A.
And Im graverobbing U.S.A.
And Im digging up the dead today
Cause Im graverobbing U.S.A.
Necrophilliac creatures of evil
Invade the planet Earth
On a macabre cosmic mission
To dig up the dead
Back in the summer of 76
I would dig up bodies to play with
And my favorite part was the brain
Cause Im graverobbing U.S.A.
And I wish I may, I wish I might
Find me a cold dead corpse tonight
Im gonna pull your body from your grave
Cause Im graverobbing U.S.A.
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In 197666 I was born a bastard and a son of a bitch
And Im sick, sick motherfucker sick
In 197666 I nailed a G.I. Joe to a crucifix
And Im sick, sick motherfucker sick
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I dont wanna commit suicide
I just wanna commit a homicide
Oh yeah, thats what I am
'76 born a son of a bitch
'76 born a son of a bitch
Oh yeah, thats what I am
In 197666 I had a porno mag inside my crib
And Im sick, sick motherfucker sick
In 197666 I killed an animal rights activist
Because animals aint go no rights thats right
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When tomorrow comes, well be one of them
And our only purpose is, to kill off those not dead
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We are the dead and were coming for you
We are the dead and were coming for you
We are the dead and were coming for you
Because we are the dead
When theres no more room in hell
Then the dead will walk the Earth
And the living wont have a prayer
Cause its the dawn of the dead
Cant you see what this worlds become?
When the dead feast off the living, yeah
And were about to join the fun
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We are the dead and were coming for you

Im a motherfucking wrench
Thrown in the gears
Everything was great til I got here
Im a bad guy inside and out
Put your faith in me and Ill spit you out
And I admit, Im a basketcase
With lipstick smeared across my face
Cocked and loaded cant shut me up
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Hey stupid, dont suck your thumb
Take your diaper off and put your helmet on
Destory til there is no more
Put your helmet on lets go to war
Lets go, lets go, lets go, lets go
Some things are better left unsaid
But Id like to see a bullet in your head charge the damage to my card
And Ill see you won the graveyard blvd.
Have a boot to the face, its on me
Hard to talk shit with no fucking teeth
Spit em out, spit em out al in a row
So pucker up sucker heres one for the road
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Shut your face and open your eyes
You whole fucking life was a lie
And everything that you stood for
Just had its ass kicked out the door
Well I am rubber and you are glue
Ill beat the mother fucking shit outta you
Youre pro-life and Im pro-death
And Ill throw you from the tree and break your fucking neck
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I got a snotty nose
I got nappy hair
My mommy dont love me
And my daddy dont care, no
My sisters a slut
And my brothers a drunk
And Im standing in the mirror now
Getting myself all dressed up
Everythings okay
At least thats what they say
One foot in the gutter
The others in the grave
Punch the clock Im your slave
For the rest of my life 12 hours a day
No future, no way
I was born to lose and thats okay
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Dressed to, dressed to depress
You couldnt ask for anything less
Dressed to, dressed to depress
My whole lifes a fucked up mess
Dressed to, dressed to depress
You couldnt ask for anything less
Dressed to, dressed to depress
My whole lifes a fucked up mess
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I wanna be a fucking prize winning drag queen
With the platform boots and the tombstone looks
I want the whole world to hate me
With the bolts on my neck and the gun in my dress
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Tonight Im the prettiest zombie alive
Im alive, Im alive, Im alive
And I dont care what it takes Im gonna win the prize
Im gonna kill Miss America
Kill Miss America
Kill Miss America
Kill Miss America, yeah, yeah, yeah
I want you to spit when you see me
And if you dont Im gonna spit on you
I love it when they hate me
And when I win Im gonna rub it in
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I got murder on my mind
Ten seconds til death tonight
Mamas little babys gonna die, die, die
Ill cut her throat and take whats mind
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Another dead girl on the tube
Shes my Lilly Munster crawling from her tomb
Dark black circles around her eyes
Cold dead lips and a crooked spine
Shes the living dead, shes a ghoulish fiend
Shes the deadest girl of my dreams
Living her is like a lobotomy
A late night creature feature starring you and me
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Shes evil as she wants to be
Shes evil and shes meant for me
Shes a B-movie scream queen
My monster girl on the screen
Shes a B-Movie scream queen
Oh yeah, oh no
Welcome to my nightmare, face down in the dirt
The bride of Frankenstein, in a mini-skirt
And where shes going they dont know
But its going direct to video
Smile for the camera, open up your eyes
My monster girls too dead to die
Shes evil walking on the silver screen
She scares me to death but thats what I need
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My Morticia, the one for me
My Lilly Munster, pale as can be
My Vampira, my wicked bitch
My Elvira, getting so lovesick
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Shes a B-movie scream queen
My monster girl on the screen
Shes a B-Movie scream queen
Oh yeah, oh no
Shes a B-Movie queen
My living dead evil thing
Shes a B-Movie queen
Oh yea, oh no
I said oh no
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I hate your voice and I hate your face
Exterminate you from the human race
Lifes a joke and the joke is on you
Hey you, its true, you suck, fuck you

I hope and pray every day
Ill get the news that you passed away
So take your life and turn it off
Goodbye, so long, get lost, fuck off
(CHORUS) I dont care, motherfucker I dont care
I dont care motherfucker
Suicides the only choice for you
To see you dead would be a dream come true
Slit your wrist and show God whos boss
Goodbye, so long, get lost, fuck off
Why dont you do the whole world a favor
Connect your throat to the nearest razor
Or do you need it spelled out for you
Well F.U.CK.Y.O.U.
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Motherfucker I dont care
Motherfucker I dont care
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